I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
is it selfish to want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to and be with and look at and think about is it really self centered to just want to be one person’s favorite person
always needing constant reassurance is probably one of the worst things